Win a Life Hands You Lemons Print

37 Responses to “Win a Life Hands You Lemons Print”

  1. James says:

    Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to watch Fox News and he’ll starve to death while he bitterly argues that handing out fish is Socialism.

  2. James says:

    When life hands you lemons, create a complicated fiscal device which allows you to grossly overvalue the lemons. Then when your grossly inflated lemons cause a global financial crash, go to the government and demand enough lemons to buy a large house and a yacht.

  3. You can lead a donkey to water…but it’s still a donkey

  4. For Christmas comes but once a year… unless you’re in retail when it’s October till December!

  5. A barking dog never bites.. which is why we get the gin down Aunt Doris at Christmas!

  6. KT says:

    Deck the halls with Buddy Holly

  7. A donkey is just a horse with bad PR

  8. The best things come in small packages… except when it comes to Christmas presents!

  9. James says:

    We are all of us lying in the gutter, but then that’s what bailing out Goldman Sachs will do to an economy.

  10. KT says:

    Ding Dong merrily on high, the Avon Lady is ringing

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  12. James says:

    If you think the Christmas Fairy has it easy because all she has to do is sit there and smile, remember where she’s sitting.

  13. Ben says:

    “Not all who wander need sat-nav.”

  14. There are plenty more fish in the sea;

    except…Anglerfish, Atlantic Salmon, Cod, Common Sole, Eel, European Plaice, Halibut, Haddock, Hake, Hoki, Marlin, Orange Roughy, Patagonian Toothfish, Rockfish, shark, Skate, Ray, Swordfish, Tropical Shrimp, Tuna…

  15. I asked God for a shiny new bike for Christmas. I then realised that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

  16. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine….be necessary in the first place

  17. Sarah Bibby says:

    Tis the season for giving… the bath salts and socks you were given and didn’t want last Christmas

  18. KT says:

    Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

  19. Sven says:

    The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

  20. Susan says:

    All that twitters ain’t gold

  21. george wood says:

    8 lords a sleeping (political)
    and alan partridge in a pear tre acle tart

  22. Sue Ivory says:

    Jesus is the Reason for the Season

  23. Sue Ivory says:

    Let’s approach Christmas with an expectant hush,
    rather than a last-minute rush.

  24. Jim Clarkson says:

    Make this bitter days better days

  25. Jim Clarkson says:

    {edit} Make these bitter days better days

  26. Roger says:

    Success isn’t measured in currency.

  27. simon says:

    10 years ago we had Bob hope, jonnhy cash and steve jobs. now we have no hope, no cash and no jobs.

  28. Tis the season to regift!

  29. Tommy says:

    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

  30. Tommy says:

    If it ain’t broke, just wait until the kids get home.

  31. Tommy says:

    People who live in glass houses shouldn’t be naturists.

  32. Tommy says:

    If at first you don’t succeed, have a sit down.

  33. Sarah Bibby says:

    T’was the night before Christmas… and a large proportion of the male population were still doing their shopping

  34. Sarah Bibby says:

    Nostalgia isn’t what is used to be

  35. Sarah Bibby says:

    *edit* Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be

    Oops!

  36. Deeply Impressed says:

    Hi all! Thanks for the great entries, the competition is now closed, and the winner will be announced tomorrow! Good luck!